“Style is a simple way of saying complicated things.”

—Jean Cocteau

Then the very complicated thing my style is saying above is that of that i am a very feminine conductor of a train.

Enjoy the lovely GIF below of my dog taking off a scarf that i placed lovingly on top of his big head so that he would look like Audrey Hepburn. 

(if this doesn't say dog abuse in my dog's eyes i don't know what does)