Dear Lady biking Casually in a Dress

source: style.com

first i must say to all you children out there including myself  the above pictures she is not wearing a helmet sooooo shame (and hats,turbans and fros don't count as helmets).

So now that we have that under the rug i must discuss this freak of nature.

Believe it or not i have tried many times without any success. The challenge. 

The Challenge of riding a bike with a dress on.

Its hard when your in the groove hair whipping in the wind your feet pumping up and down, up and down. Your dress, your dress flying with the current of the wind its hard to prevent the inevitable the feeling of your dress leaving your thighs defying gravity then Flashing hot pink undies at a near by streetwalker who  gives you a disgruntled shake of the head or something worst. This is the invitable outcome of 

The Challenge of riding a bike with a dress on.

But while grazing through style.com i found her. Riding her bike with such grace, not once but three times riding the bike 

with a dress on.

But she wants to mock me more in her couture gowns she tops them off with a perfect pairing of accessories and 

S-T-I-L-E-T-T-O-S

those five inch AND UP heels that cause those painful blisters just when you twist your ankle 

this all makes her a freak (of nature). 

and i know what you are all thinking "you can just where biker shorts under your super cute dress" 

but i scream  NO

not to mention spandex shorts are such a Faux pas when it comes to the big F word (not that four letter word no F-A-S-H-I-O-N) and really spandex.

SO now if your out there freaky biker lady 

Tell Me Your Secret (please)

and it better not be that you where biker shorts under those dresses 

Sincerly,

 Cleo 

P.S. your bike is awesome.

Enjoy!!