Friday, July 6

Dear Lady biking Casually in a Dress


first i must say to all you children out there including myself  the above pictures she is not wearing a helmet sooooo shame (and hats,turbans and fros don't count as helmets).
So now that we have that under the rug i must discuss this freak of nature.
Believe it or not i have tried many times without any success. The challenge. 
The Challenge of riding a bike with a dress on.
Its hard when your in the groove hair whipping in the wind your feet pumping up and down, up and down. Your dress, your dress flying with the current of the wind its hard to prevent the inevitable the feeling of your dress leaving your thighs defying gravity then Flashing hot pink undies at a near by streetwalker who  gives you a disgruntled shake of the head or something worst. This is the invitable outcome of 
The Challenge of riding a bike with a dress on.
But while grazing through i found her. Riding her bike with such grace, not once but three times riding the bike 
with a dress on.
But she wants to mock me more in her couture gowns she tops them off with a perfect pairing of accessories and 
those five inch AND UP heels that cause those painful blisters just when you twist your ankle 
this all makes her a freak (of nature). 
and i know what you are all thinking "you can just where biker shorts under your super cute dress" 
but i scream  NO
not to mention spandex shorts are such a Faux pas when it comes to the big F word (not that four letter word no F-A-S-H-I-O-N) and really spandex.
SO now if your out there freaky biker lady 
Tell Me Your Secret (please)
and it better not be that you where biker shorts under those dresses 

P.S. your bike is awesome.


  1. i would love to be as ballsy and fabulous as these ladies!

  2. cleo, these images of the fashion lady riding the bike so elegantly are pretty, but it's your words that make me smile! :)

  3. ha!! cute letter, seriously though how does she does it? i always feel like my feet slip off when i wear flat sandals riding a bike, much less 5 inch heels!! also, though a hat isn't necessarily a helmet at least she has on head gear :). now following your blog, feel free to check me out PinkPopMash. '

    ♥♥♥ Marissa

  4. Nice blog! FOllow you on bloglovin, maybe follow me back?

  5. like your blog dear,
    keep posting and go for it!!


  6. Me encanta la estetica de estas fotos,son preciosas.Besos guapa.

  7. Lovely pictures! i like the post!

  8. Lovely pictures! i like the post!

  9. Love the bike, and the messenger bag she carries on the back!